May 2013
starrynights-:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and...
dean-ilostmyshoe:
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a...
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
oomshi:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
m-inthesky:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
math fandom lol
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
“Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are.”
– Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince (via wolf-cub)
